I have an ear infection. It is annoying. To simulate, hire two people with nothing better to do to each place a single finger on an opposite ear. Then, tell them that the person that touches your brain gets a dollar. Ouch. Anyway, my ear is so swollen, I thought I would write about it...
Gigantic earlobe
A thousand clip-on earrings
Could not cover you
You stick out much more
Than your opposite headmate
Separated by hair
I wish you could move
I would tip you at people
Because Sloth loves Chunk
Though you may think I am kidding, I assure you the following picture is as a matter of fact me. Disregard the child to my right; he is a liar! But even I have a home and love.