I have an ear infection. It is annoying. To simulate, hire two people with nothing better to do to each place a single finger on an opposite ear. Then, tell them that the person that touches your brain gets a dollar. Ouch. Anyway, my ear is so swollen, I thought I would write about it...
Gigantic earlobe
A thousand clip-on earrings
Could not cover you
You stick out much more
Than your opposite headmate
Separated by hair
I wish you could move
I would tip you at people
Because Sloth loves Chunk
Though you may think I am kidding, I assure you the following picture is as a matter of fact me. Disregard the child to my right; he is a liar! But even I have a home and love.
3 comments:
Ouch! I hope your ear doesn't look like Sloth.
I totally looks like you! You should go the Vincent Van Gogh route. No ear no problems. Plus you can you have an excuse when people accuse you of not listening. Just Gogh for it!
Oh, man, I loved that movie.
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